Сколько тебе лет по вулканским меркам?

[Matriarch]

How old are you in Vulcan years?
 
Мой вулканский возраст - 7 лет. И, это очаровательно!
*пошла подготавливаться к прохождению кахс'вана*
 
Окампа - 276 лет.
Трилл - о штук.
Дейта - 55 смазок.
Триббл - 899254 детёнышей.
Джорди - 11 свиданий.
Кирк - 8395 свиданий.
МакКой - 69 раз скажу "Он мёртв, Джим!"
Пикард - 23989 раз что-то сделаю с туникой ЗФ.
Джейнвей - 138 раз постараюсь добраться до квадранта.
Ухура - 18216 раз отвечу на вызовы.
Ворф - 8395 раз зарычу на Гаурона.
Гуинан - 1196 раз дам посетителям советов.
Уэсли - о членов экипажа смогу восхитить.
Деанна - 437 раз что-то почувствую.
Как треккер - 204424 раз пересмотрела каждый эпизод.
 
Ну, с эпизодами мне такого количества пересмотров не светит. К ужасному сожалению! А, так получается, что в мире Star Trek я буду самым успешным... трибблом!

[Undel]

Чуток побольше
 
8
 
324
0
64
1055646
13
9855
81
28161
162
21384
9855
1404
1
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513
239976

[EroStarlight]

По вулканским меркам я совсем ещё ребёнок - 5 лет всего)) Зато как окампа мне 228 лет было бы, да они столько не живут, к сожалению.

[Инесса]

Я тоже ещё совсем ребенок, всего 5 лет. А кто такие окампа?

[Matriarch]

Инесса

А кто такие окампа?

Ну, например, Кес из Вояджера...
 
Хм, какие-то мы все мелкие вулканцы! Не доросли ишшо!

[Eldfell]

10 лет по-вулкански (что-то у них там не клеится на эту тему, Тувок вроде бы в сорок окончательно женился, так по этому калькулятору ему было в этот момент 12 лет
 
Как окампа я уже не только откинулась, но даже и протухла.
 
Как трилл-симбионт имела шанс заполучить 1 носителя.
 
79 техосмотров в качестве Дейты.
 
Потомство меня-триббла зашкаливает за миллион (смотрите, завидуйте, я старый триббл с 1'290'234 детёнков! )
 
Люди, я герой! Я целый один раз могла бы постричь Пикарда!

[Татьяна Леус]

что-то у них там не клеится на эту тему, Тувок вроде бы в сорок окончательно женился, так по этому калькулятору ему было в этот момент 12 лет

Подозреваю, что считать наоборот надо. Вулканские 40 лет там равны 130 человеческим годам.
Что касается меня, то мне всего лишь 9. (А что? Отличный возраст!)
А также:
372 окампа (не знаю, кто такие)
1 симбионт
74 техосмотра Дейты
1212038 триблов
15 свиданий Джорджи
11315 свиданий Кирка
93 сакраментальных "он мёртв, Джим!"
32333 Пикардовских туники
186 попыток Джейнвей достичь альфа-квадранта
24552 ответов Ухуры по связи
11315 ссор Вольфа с Гауроном
1612 советов Гуинан
1 пикардовская стрижка
589 ощущений Дианы (что-то как-то мало...)
275528 просмотров Трека (а вот это вряд ли)
И совсем никого не впечатлила, как Уэсли.

[Kammetta]

Мдааа, по-вулкански 6 лет
-240
-0
-48
-781960
-10
-7300
-60
-20860
-120
-15840
-7300
-1040
-1
-0
-380
-177760

[T`Lara]

Эх...
As a Vulcan you would be this old: 4
As an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged to: 156
As a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts: 0
As Data, you would have had this many lube jobs: 31
If you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children: 508274
If you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime: 6
Of course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates: 4745
If you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this many times: 39
If you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many times: 13559
If you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this many times: 78
As Uhura, you would have answered this many hails: 10296
As Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times: 4745
As Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward: 676
As Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times: 1
As Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates: 0
As Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times: 247
Finally, being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many times: 115544
А на самом деле мне 13)

[Вивиана]

As a Vulcan you would be this old: 14
As an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged to:552
As a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts:1
As Data, you would have had this many lube jobs: 110
If you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children:1798508
If you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime:23
Of course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates: 16790
If you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this many times:138
If you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many times:47978
If you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this many times:276
As Uhura, you would have answered this many hails:36432
As Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times: 16790
As Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward:2392
As Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times: 1
As Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates: 0
As Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times: 874
Finally, being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many times: 408848
 
Просто-таки, теория больших чисел какая-то

[AliceJ]

Обалдеть: всего-то 11 лет по вулканским меркам
дитё ишшо

[Nomad]

As a Vulcan you would be this old: 7
As an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged to: 288
As a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts: 0
As Data, you would have had this many lube jobs: 57
If you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children: 938352
If you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime: 12
Of course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates: 8760
If you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this many times: 72
If you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many times: 25032
If you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this many times: 144
As Uhura, you would have answered this many hails:19008
As Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times: 8760
As Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward: 1248
As Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times: 1
As Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates: 0
As Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times: 456
Finally, being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many times: 213312

[Вега]

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[Helell]

Девятилетний вулканец
As an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged to: 348
As a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts: 0
As Data, you would have had this many lube jobs: 69
If you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children: 1133842
If you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime: 14
Of course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates: 10585
If you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this many times: 87
If you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many times: 30247
If you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this many times: 174
As Uhura, you would have answered this many hails:22968
As Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times: 10585
As Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward: 1508
As Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times: 1
As Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates: 0
As Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times: 551
Finally, being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many times: 257752